Qi is mysterious and nobody can fully explain it to anyone else.



Are you feeling Qi? How can your prove this?

Taijiquan is soft because the muscles never tense.

Asian women always wear pantyhose beneath their Taijiquan uniform; it improves circulation, makes it hard to be pinched and makes your feet look pretty.

 

How to insult the whole of Asia...

Neigong is now almost legendary in Taijiquan because it is oft spoken of but so seldom encountered.



Women's Self Defense Course means a different Gongfu uniform today:

1. Office skirt
2. Blouse or top
3. Pantyhose
4. Shoes with small heel

This promises to another fun night!

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them as you think you should and half the amount of money.

by Esther Selsdon

Pantyhose should be:

1. Thin
2. A single shade
3. Preferably tan or black
4. As expensive as you can afford